Oh Personal Touch razor, I got in '93
On the side of a lotion bottle, completely free
You've been with me through thick and thin
Your moisture strip feels so good on my skin
I've tried other razors, but come back in a flash
Cause other razors nick, scrape, or give me a rash
Your refills are cheap, to replace them it's quite easy
But on my last trip to Walmart, I admit I got queasy
Your refill space on the shelf was quite bare
Alone in the aisle, all I could do was stare
Does this mean our time has come to an end?
Must I find a new razor friend?
It made me despair...Schick is nothing but a menace!
I should have taken a page from Elaine Bennes
And stockpiled refills from the roof to the pits
Cause as razor blades go, you're as sponge-worthy as it gets.
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One on One: Fountain of Youth Yoga
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